Jenny Nicholson went on a Star Wars Hotel Cruise so we don't have to.
She gives what I thought was an in-depth, detailed and fair review. Well. What I saw of it. I mean, it's four hours long.
She throws out ideas they might have done that sound better than what they actually did.
I wanted to be a Disney Imagineer when I grew up; so much of what they have done is genius.
But not this.
It sounds awful.