Thursday, September 28, 2023

Legend of Queen Catalina's serenity pool


Personal serenity pool of Queen Catalina; rose scented and laced with serotonin, it was covered by a transparent, intelligent gelatinous membrane that prevented moisture loss, but did not interfere with swimming. Unless something went wrong with its programming, in which case it would suck the water out of any organism it was in contact with. This malfunction proved disastrous at a pool party for visiting Administrator-God Alvarez IV from Arcology Six.  


Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Antonu reviews captured prisoners

Prisoners held before giant lion colossus
An LC-8 quadrupedal battle behemoth dominates the horizon

Lord Antonu reviews prisoners of the Iowight Fifth Legion after the defeat of Sorcerer Logri’s forces. Only a small portion of the legion were wights; the majority were peasant levies, forced to fight on pain of death. Antonu offered them the chance to join his army, with generous terms, and together they marched north and liberated Iowa from the wights’ necrotic grip. Lord Logri would re-emerge a century later as the Wight-King of Regana, in former Manitoba.  

Sunday, September 24, 2023

Iowights vs. Lion Colossus

giant lion looms over wights

Iowight Sorcerer Logri marches south against the the Lion Lords of Kansas. A powerful lich, Logri had secured control over Iowa from his fortress in Demoin. He sought to expand his realm further south, and discounted the wild tales of lion colossi. It proved a fatal mistake.  

Friday, September 22, 2023

The Lion Lords of the Post-Apocalypse

a giant mechanized lion colossus looms over a sorceress

The young sorceress Ibala was rescued from a ravenous Tyrannosaurus (far left) by the legendary Leonine Colossus rider Antonu. After a series of adventures, they married and became the most powerful Lion Lords in the Midwest. Leonine Colossus were built in former Dynamic Motors plants to protect the agrarian fiefdoms. These regions had been plagued by raiders and genetically engineered terror weapons, such as tyrannosaurs, for decades. The old android guardians had proved insufficient security. Within twenty years, the Leonines dominated three former states. 


Saturday, July 8, 2023

Lords of the Post-Apocalypse Amazon

The Moth

The North American elite fled to the jungles of Amazonia during The Fall, establishing their own high tech enclaves in the wilderness, sending out airships to kidnap and enslave survivors as necessary.

The most dreaded of them was known only as The Moth, a cybernetically enhanced and utterly ruthless warlord who amassed a vast fortune in advanced nanotech. 

His right hand man was General Agares, a former marine, who benefited from longevity treatments developed in Amazonia's secret biolabs. 

General Agares

His army of mixed tech enforcers, known as Jungunares, were feared throughout the river basin; they struck quickly at night from silent dirigibles, and were often gone by the time alarms were raised.

A squad of Jungunares poses for a team photo in the Amazon Jungle

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Mecha & motorcycle gangs of the post-apocalypse

Giant fire breathing mecha looming over vehicles on highway
A mecha looms over mobile human operated vehicles

After The Fall, mobility was key to survival. Motorcycle gangs allied with rogue mecha, performing resource gathering for them, along with repairs and screening the huge mecha from smaller scale, agile threats, in exchange for annihilating the main opposition. 

Giant mecha accompanying motorcycle gang
The Marauder's core wing mecha, known as Grokk

Friday, March 10, 2023

Hideous Coffee Mugs of the Eldritch Gods

Do the Eldritch Gods drink coffee? You bet they do! Dark roasts. And they don't just drink from ordinary mugs, oh no! They drink from terrifying Gigeresque mugs of madness and insanity.

Available at fine gift shops in the Dreamworld, and Walmart:

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Hot Coco Mug of Annihilation

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Mug of Azathoth

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Blind God of Madness Mug

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Hypnotic mug of sinful compulsion (hot coco)

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Mug of Treebeard Gone Bad

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Mug of the Flying Doom Skull

These non-corporeal mugs were rendered in The Long Long Ago using Midjourney V4.